There’s Now Underwear That Protects Dads From Getting Hit In The Junk And The Name Is Perfect

Every man knows that there is no worse pain in this world than getting hit in your family jewels.
While women often say that it “can’t be worse than childbirth,” I personally feel for the men out there that have to deal with that kind of unfathomable pain on a regular basis–especially when they have kids. Toddlers are aggressive little nutbars and we all know they have the tendency to give their dads a straight shot to the junk–ouch. Due to this horrifying, reoccurring situation that many dads go through, one company is coming through clutch AF and trying to save their boys.

The company behind the “NoseFrida” snot sucker that parents can’t get enough of (and I can’t stop gagging whenever my sister uses it on my niece) has now brought a brand new product for dads called the “FridaBalls.” The company’s website refers to this special pair of briefs as “kid proof underwear.”

The hits keep coming when you’re a Dad. Head butts, the baby carrier swinging heel + the good ole Sunday morning bed jump. FridaBalls is the boxer brief designed to add branches to your family tree. Each pair of FridaBalls is equipped with a reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow and keep dad’s buddies safe, breathable wicking fabric to keep things fresh, a never slip secure waistband (because crack is always wack) and our patent pending Heirloom Conservation Technology (HCT).

If you’re truly curious how a pair of underwear can product your special friends–look no further.

Truly, this is something that all dads can get behind. They come in two sizes–S/M and M/L–and are available on FridaBaby’s website for only $27.99.


Lex Gabrielle

Written by Lex Gabrielle

Lex Gabrielle native New Yorker who supports messy buns and all things covered in buffalo sauce. She is currently a managing editor for BloomJoy and teaches English and Journalism to the youth of America.