30 Tweets About First Dates So Bad It’s Amazing Anyone Falls In Love

If you’ve dated, you’ve been on a terrible date. Maybe lots of terrible dates. Now search your mind for the very worst one, and see if it matches up with any of the godawful date stories solicited by Twitter user @_ItsMissBre. She has just over 6,000 followers, but everyone wants to respond to her right now. They have some stuff to get off their chest.

@_ItsMissBre asked the Ladies to tell her their worst date. Plenty of dudes responded, too of course. They never hold back. What’s surprising is how many of these awful date stories are actually pretty funny in retrospect.

You need a little distance to appreciate someone being a total ding-dong and wasting your time and energy and maybe even peeing in front of you in a parking lot (yeah, that happened). Terrible dates at least usually end up as good stories. Read these and be glad you’re on the Internet and not at an Applebee’s with some Tinder guy right now.

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