27 Products That Are Basically You Right Now

The world wide web of shopping can be a scary, scary place. Once you start, you just can’t stop. So, if you’re looking to spice up your life/bedroom/wardrobe – look no further because I’m bringing you the 30 best products that sum up your empty, black soul.

27. Meme Lord pillow because – it’s dank AF.

Get it here on RedBubble.

26. Personality coffee mug for before you have your coffee – or after, or forever.

Get it on RedBubble.

25. The perfect welcome mat to prevent a robbery.

Get it here on Amazon.

24. This honest and true makeup zip bag.

Get it on Amazon.

23. This “nah” duvet cover because, nah, I don’t wanna get out of bed.

Get it on RedBubble.

Lex Gabrielle

Written by Lex Gabrielle

Lex Gabrielle native New Yorker who supports messy buns and all things covered in buffalo sauce. She is currently a managing editor for BloomJoy and teaches English and Journalism to the youth of America.